1. MEEK MILL: “pool stick all in his ass, tell him take that.”
- Never going to play pool with Meek Mill
2. Beanie Sigel: “I’ll blow a nigga for a box of Huggies…”
I’m sorry, the question was what would you do for a Klondike bar…
3. Ludacris: “I bang cock in Bangkok…”
- Someone enjoyed Hangover 2
4. DMX: “Motherfucka, I’ll rip your butthole outta place…”
-This is disturbing
5. Lil Wayne: ”I’m looking in my rear view, I see the world in it, I try to slow down, and I get rear ended”
By a car…?
6. DIDDY: ”At first we were friends, then became lovers. You was more than my girl, we was like brothers, all night we would play fight under the covers”
This gives the term “brotherly love” a whole new meaning…
7. Kanye West: “I don’t need your pussy bitch I’m on my own dick”
-Like most things Kanye says, I have no idea what this means.
8. Cannibus: “Well let me tell you something, you might got more cash than me. But you ain’t got the skills to eat a nigga’s ass like me”
-I guess we all have our strengths?
9. Meek Mill: “They call me ‘Mr. Fuck-a-Nigga’, I don’t need a Hoe”
- Not sure if this one is even qualified to be on the list… Seems like a pretty blatant declaration to me
10. Que: “Eat a nigga’s ass like an almond joy”
-More importantly, who the hell eats almond joys?